1 00:00:01,570 --> 00:00:04,550 Valco! Serves you right. I've prepared something. 2 00:00:05,190 --> 00:00:09,910 Can't you just stop that? Don't forget our brilliant... From booze to biscuits. 3 00:00:10,230 --> 00:00:11,129 Red Hot Dale. 4 00:00:11,130 --> 00:00:12,210 Loads of tougher ones. 5 00:00:12,450 --> 00:00:14,590 The finest butchers. The freshest meat. 6 00:00:14,850 --> 00:00:18,470 Now 24 hours a day. Service with a smile. 7 00:00:19,450 --> 00:00:21,310 Friendly staff, always happy to help. 8 00:00:21,670 --> 00:00:22,670 Roger that. 9 00:00:23,510 --> 00:00:24,510 Tick. 10 00:00:25,170 --> 00:00:27,150 Am I getting paid for this? Valco! 11 00:00:27,890 --> 00:00:29,050 Serves you right. 12 00:00:37,870 --> 00:00:38,870 mind if you can't. 13 00:00:38,970 --> 00:00:41,090 Then the store will not be closing this evening. 14 00:00:41,330 --> 00:00:43,410 Due to the launch of Valco 24. 15 00:00:44,470 --> 00:00:46,470 Maybe you're right. 24 hours a day. 16 00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:49,230 There she is. Judith. 17 00:00:49,570 --> 00:00:53,270 Leaving me on my own. No one to talk to. I feel like one of them dogs left at 18 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:54,069 home all day. 19 00:00:54,070 --> 00:00:55,750 Good girl. Get off. 20 00:00:55,990 --> 00:00:57,530 What are you doing the night shift for anyway? 21 00:00:57,890 --> 00:00:58,890 No reason. 22 00:00:59,270 --> 00:01:00,370 Hi, Greg. 23 00:01:00,690 --> 00:01:02,330 Are you working tonight too? 24 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:03,530 What a coincidence. 25 00:01:04,349 --> 00:01:05,289 It's me, Linda. 26 00:01:05,290 --> 00:01:07,070 Don't know if you remember me at the drug night there. 27 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:08,760 Hello, Craig. 28 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:14,080 These are my night stuff. 29 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:17,320 I'll have to do anything I say. Well, not anything. 30 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:18,520 Sit on the floor! 31 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:24,340 It might be best to stick to the simple pep talk about the night opening. 32 00:01:24,900 --> 00:01:27,240 Don't worry, 33 00:01:28,260 --> 00:01:31,720 Kevin. I have been reading this amazing management book. 34 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,160 Wolf in the Jungle. 35 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,200 I have so got this covered. 36 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:42,720 According to this book, 50 % of you are not up to the job. 37 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:46,160 That is not something that this manager is prepared to accept. So from this 38 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:48,860 line, left of this line, you guys, you're fired. 39 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:50,199 Oh, yes. 40 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:54,420 No, you can't just fire... Shy, Shy, you can't just fire half the staff. 41 00:01:54,780 --> 00:01:55,619 Oh, yeah? 42 00:01:55,620 --> 00:01:57,200 Oh, yeah? Well, you're fired, too. 43 00:01:57,660 --> 00:02:01,520 Anyone else? No, you can't fire me. I massively outrank you. 44 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:06,540 Really? OK, great. Right, that's great. So nobody's fired, then. OK, I think 45 00:02:06,540 --> 00:02:07,840 that's all you need to know, so... 46 00:02:08,220 --> 00:02:09,220 Go get him! 47 00:02:12,620 --> 00:02:14,360 Shall I just get back on his feet, will you? 48 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,980 It'll be fine. I'm here to hold his hand. 49 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:23,980 Yes, but we don't want head office to think that Valco 24 can be the future of 50 00:02:23,980 --> 00:02:28,500 retail. Now, hold her hands by all means, but don't be afraid to loosen 51 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:29,500 grip. 52 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:32,780 Use kid gloves, but if the gloves come off, then the gloves come off. 53 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:36,230 And just remember, you know, a hand in the glove is worth more than two in 54 00:02:36,230 --> 00:02:37,570 the... Gavin, what on earth are you going on about? 55 00:02:37,870 --> 00:02:42,070 I've no idea, Kate. My head is swimming with hand metaphors. I mean, all I'm 56 00:02:42,070 --> 00:02:46,370 saying is that managers have to learn by their mistakes, so maybe tonight, you 57 00:02:46,370 --> 00:02:49,430 know, being a bit of a disaster might not be such a bad thing. 58 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:54,930 Weird. It almost sounds like you want Valco 24 to fail so that they get rid of 59 00:02:54,930 --> 00:02:55,930 it. Oh, no. 60 00:02:56,390 --> 00:03:02,710 Oh, absolutely not. Now, Lou is very capable and the best best manager for 61 00:03:02,710 --> 00:03:03,710 job. Kevin! 62 00:03:03,890 --> 00:03:04,890 It's Marie. 63 00:03:05,830 --> 00:03:07,290 Marie? Make mine. 64 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:10,410 And? She's asking if I can go to the cinema tonight. 65 00:03:10,630 --> 00:03:11,609 Can I? 66 00:03:11,610 --> 00:03:15,290 Oh, I can't, can I? No. No, Marie, of course I can't go to the cinema tonight. 67 00:03:17,690 --> 00:03:18,690 Yeah. 68 00:03:19,130 --> 00:03:20,130 She'll be fine. 69 00:03:23,630 --> 00:03:24,630 Evening, Sue. 70 00:03:24,940 --> 00:03:26,380 Neville, are you doing a night shift? 71 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:29,620 Yes, well, I could do with a bit of extra money now that Linda and I aren't 72 00:03:29,620 --> 00:03:32,360 sharing the rent. Still, night shifts should be fun. 73 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:36,600 And you can't have night terrors if you're not asleep, can you? I suppose 74 00:03:36,980 --> 00:03:39,180 It'd be nice to have a break from working with Linda, too. 75 00:03:39,540 --> 00:03:42,820 Working with your ex can be a little bit heartbreaking, so I thought, what the 76 00:03:42,820 --> 00:03:44,020 hell, do a night shift. 77 00:03:46,140 --> 00:03:47,860 She's working tonight as well, isn't she? 78 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:49,080 Yeah, sorry, see you tomorrow. 79 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,120 See... 80 00:03:53,580 --> 00:03:57,020 According to Rush in the Jungle, a great manager exploits their ass. U .S .A. 81 00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:00,800 And ours is night. So I thought we could have a night aisle. You know, 82 00:04:00,820 --> 00:04:02,840 everything's dark and moody and sexy. 83 00:04:03,180 --> 00:04:08,300 Champagne, chocolates, sex toys. Weirdly, I don't think Valco stock 84 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:09,960 not? They could be called Valdos. 85 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,340 That is a great idea. I must bring that up with Gavin. Can I please be there 86 00:04:14,340 --> 00:04:15,340 when you do? 87 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:17,980 Try the other stuff there, yeah? 88 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:22,920 Hey, I need some volunteers for Ina's sex tonight. 89 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,920 task. Oh, me and Craig, me and Craig, me and Craig. Oh, that's great. 90 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:29,140 Okay, so aisle nine, the cereal aisle. 91 00:04:29,540 --> 00:04:33,780 I want it sexed up. I want champagne, chocolates, candles, pants. 92 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,040 Just use your imagination. 93 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,460 Ah, just me and you, Craig. 94 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:40,960 I'd love to get to know each other intimately. 95 00:04:41,380 --> 00:04:42,380 Yeah, Laura? 96 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:46,760 Oh, this feels very strange. 97 00:04:47,100 --> 00:04:51,480 Leaving the store with it still being open, it's like leaving a moving car. 98 00:04:52,780 --> 00:04:53,780 One minute. 99 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:54,920 There you go. 100 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,160 One minute. 101 00:04:56,840 --> 00:05:00,340 Gavin, why are you still here? We can manage. Yeah, Gavin. 102 00:05:00,580 --> 00:05:01,580 Back off already. 103 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:05,180 I'm sorry. I'm just really excited. 104 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:07,000 Don't worry. I've got my book. 105 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:11,960 I've also watched every episode of The Night Manager. Less helpful. 106 00:05:12,540 --> 00:05:14,880 Right. Well, here are the keys. 107 00:05:24,489 --> 00:05:29,310 Right, I'll leave you to it. Oh, and before you go, Lou wants to ask you 108 00:05:29,310 --> 00:05:30,770 Valdo's. Valdo's? 109 00:05:31,010 --> 00:05:34,650 Yes, Velco -branded dildos. Can we have some? 110 00:05:34,970 --> 00:05:35,970 Judas Priest? 111 00:05:36,690 --> 00:05:37,690 Absolutely not. 112 00:05:37,910 --> 00:05:40,330 Okay, you can go now. We will be fine. 113 00:05:40,570 --> 00:05:41,570 No, I'm fine. 114 00:06:00,070 --> 00:06:01,190 Nine. Eight. 115 00:06:01,550 --> 00:06:03,590 Come on, everyone. Party poppers. Seven. 116 00:06:03,990 --> 00:06:04,990 Six. 117 00:06:05,350 --> 00:06:06,910 Five. Four. 118 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:09,010 Three. Two. 119 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:10,950 One. Woo! 120 00:06:11,470 --> 00:06:13,150 24 hours is good! 121 00:06:13,670 --> 00:06:14,670 Woo! 122 00:06:15,430 --> 00:06:17,450 24 hours! 123 00:06:18,510 --> 00:06:19,510 Woo! 124 00:06:22,190 --> 00:06:26,530 It's good this time and a half, isn't it? I feel like not just shy, but one 125 00:06:26,530 --> 00:06:27,530 a half shys. 126 00:06:29,950 --> 00:06:31,390 What are you going to do with the extra money? 127 00:06:31,870 --> 00:06:32,870 Me? 128 00:06:33,090 --> 00:06:34,270 I'm saving for a holiday. 129 00:06:34,970 --> 00:06:38,130 I need to get away from my housemates. They're doing my head in. How come? 130 00:06:38,250 --> 00:06:42,030 I'm trying to make it a bit of a party house, and they're all like, ooh, clean 131 00:06:42,030 --> 00:06:42,949 your room, Harry. 132 00:06:42,950 --> 00:06:44,650 Ooh, no internet after ten, Harry. 133 00:06:44,870 --> 00:06:47,030 Can't be doing with it. Are your housemates also your parents? 134 00:06:47,230 --> 00:06:48,069 Potato or tomato? 135 00:06:48,070 --> 00:06:49,190 Either way, I need a break. 136 00:06:49,430 --> 00:06:50,490 I'd love to go on holiday. 137 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,400 You could come. We could make it a lads' holiday. 138 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,480 Yeah. Well, we are absolute lads. 139 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:57,340 Two banter -saurus rexes. 140 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:58,279 What's that? 141 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:00,620 Phone call for Britain's most out -of -control lads. 142 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:03,640 Yeah, let me just get them, one sec. 143 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:07,460 Speaking. There's no one there. Oh, no. 144 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:08,900 Classic stuff. 145 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:12,460 OK, here are the holiday forms and the rotas, and they are to be done before 146 00:07:12,460 --> 00:07:13,299 tomorrow's shift. 147 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:14,300 Got it. 148 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:19,560 You can go now. 149 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:20,729 What are you doing? 150 00:07:20,730 --> 00:07:26,710 Nothing. Well, no, I'm doing top managerial night manager business work. 151 00:07:26,710 --> 00:07:29,850 made a melon family. It's not a big deal. Just a family of melons. 152 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:32,050 Daddy melon. 153 00:07:32,330 --> 00:07:33,330 Mama melon. 154 00:07:34,270 --> 00:07:35,630 And their daughter. 155 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:43,730 And he... I'm just... I'm so bored. 156 00:07:44,270 --> 00:07:46,330 24 hours. That is so boring. 157 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:49,070 Maybe just concentrate and get the forms done, OK? 158 00:07:50,980 --> 00:07:52,740 Fine. I will try. 159 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:56,560 Oi! What do you think you're doing, slacking off? 160 00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:01,360 Texting. Well, I am paying you to work. I'm actually on my break. I'm just 161 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:04,620 texting my daughter. She's a bit of a huffy Henrietta, hasn't really been 162 00:08:04,620 --> 00:08:06,520 speaking to me for, what, for 15 months. 163 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:10,220 I'm not interested in your excuses. Get back to work. Right. No, I've got a job 164 00:08:10,220 --> 00:08:11,220 for you. 165 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:12,600 Oh, nice. 166 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:13,599 Oh, thank you. 167 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,420 We should definitely go to Magaluf. 168 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:19,320 Colin says it's impossible to go there and not pull. I guess you've totally 169 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:23,480 it with loads of girls, Ed. Well, let's just say I've slept with between zero 170 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:24,720 and a hundred women. 171 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:26,920 Wow! 172 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,240 Candles are dead romantic, aren't they? 173 00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:30,460 Oh, no. 174 00:08:32,039 --> 00:08:34,020 Yeah, that's actually a really interesting way of looking at it. 175 00:08:34,419 --> 00:08:35,860 Here you go, you can help these guys. 176 00:08:36,260 --> 00:08:40,059 This really should get it done quicker. I want it as romantic as possible. 177 00:08:43,340 --> 00:08:44,340 Hi, guys. 178 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:47,760 Look at this hostel. 179 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:48,920 Two stars. 180 00:08:50,180 --> 00:08:54,520 It says it's perfect for stag and hen -doos. Hen -doos? Yeah, and a couple of 181 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:56,260 stags to do the hens. Yeah. 182 00:08:57,280 --> 00:09:00,040 Although if a stag and hen had intercourse, the stag would definitely 183 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:04,960 hens, so... I hope. We should practise our holiday chat -up lines on them. 184 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,660 No, no, no. I know it looks like I'm great with girls, but I actually really 185 00:09:07,660 --> 00:09:09,020 struggle. Calm down. 186 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:10,480 There's a foolproof system. 187 00:09:10,940 --> 00:09:11,940 Colin taught me. 188 00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:14,780 What you do is you go up to them and you just whisper. 189 00:09:17,260 --> 00:09:18,259 And that works? 190 00:09:18,260 --> 00:09:20,160 100 % of the time, according to Colin. 191 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:22,800 OK. Right. 192 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:24,160 Let's do this! 193 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:29,160 You what? 194 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:33,380 Worth a shot. 195 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:36,040 But we agreed not to see each other at work or in public. 196 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:40,440 Why are you doing this to me, Neville? It is a genuine misunderstanding. Look, 197 00:09:40,460 --> 00:09:44,180 if you chatter with me back... You've been very clear in your calls, your 198 00:09:44,180 --> 00:09:46,320 and your adverts in the Gazette. It's over. 199 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,020 I get it. 200 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:52,820 Hey, you should do two at a time, mate. 201 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:55,140 See, that way, you lift it right. 202 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:56,700 You can engage your delts. 203 00:09:56,980 --> 00:09:58,040 Let me show you. 204 00:09:58,940 --> 00:10:01,400 You can show me if you like. Oh, yes. 205 00:10:01,660 --> 00:10:02,660 See, it's a free workout. 206 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:05,980 I'm always looking for ways to work out when I'm not in the gym. 207 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:08,140 I'm afraid I'm not really one for exercise. 208 00:10:08,620 --> 00:10:11,820 I've not set foot in a gym since my knee snapped on a leg press. 209 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:13,820 You need to work on your lower body strength. 210 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,000 Try squatting while stacking. Here. 211 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:17,850 Oh. 212 00:10:18,830 --> 00:10:19,830 Oh. 213 00:10:20,230 --> 00:10:21,230 Yeah. 214 00:10:22,410 --> 00:10:23,410 Squat. 215 00:10:23,650 --> 00:10:24,650 Yeah. 216 00:10:25,230 --> 00:10:28,110 Neville. Oh. Why don't you go and get another cage? 217 00:10:28,950 --> 00:10:35,890 Can you, erm, teach 218 00:10:35,890 --> 00:10:36,890 me some exercises? 219 00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:38,750 Sure, yeah. 220 00:10:38,850 --> 00:10:39,729 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 221 00:10:39,730 --> 00:10:40,730 One more first. 222 00:10:41,430 --> 00:10:43,350 Shuttle runs, end of the aisle and back. Go. 223 00:10:44,350 --> 00:10:45,350 Go, go, go. 224 00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:52,220 Shai, can you go and check the price on this, please? 225 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,580 Value cling film 5 metre data 9p. 226 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:57,900 How did you... I memorised the price of everything. 227 00:10:58,260 --> 00:11:02,420 It was your idea. You told me on my first date to familiarise yourself with 228 00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:03,420 products. 229 00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:05,220 I think you've got too familiar. 230 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:06,840 Thanks. 231 00:11:11,060 --> 00:11:12,680 Lou, what are you doing? 232 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,440 Yeah, I was thinking about what you were saying about 24 hours being really 233 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:16,920 boring. You said that. 234 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:18,019 Did I? 235 00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:20,160 Anyway, and I was thinking, what is not boring? 236 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:24,400 TVs. If you put loads of TVs near the entrance, people will come in. 237 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:28,200 Yeah, see, Gavin prefers not to use TV displays. He says it looks like downtown 238 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:31,240 Tokyo. Yeah, well, Gavin isn't in charge now, is he? 239 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:32,840 Is he? 240 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,179 Serious question. 241 00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:35,460 No, you're in charge. 242 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:36,680 Right. 243 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:40,560 Lou, what is that? 244 00:11:41,060 --> 00:11:42,060 Yeah, 245 00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:45,820 I bought a bottle of 99th to keep alert. I'm feeling shattered already. 246 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:49,490 I think that's to help you go to sleep. It's not to keep you awake. No, it's 247 00:11:49,490 --> 00:11:52,530 called nighty -night because it keeps you awake during the nighty -night. 248 00:11:52,910 --> 00:11:57,590 Oh, crap. 249 00:11:58,370 --> 00:11:59,370 Oh. 250 00:12:01,710 --> 00:12:02,710 Oh. 251 00:12:02,810 --> 00:12:04,490 No, I think I'd better go and get a cup of coffee. Yeah. 252 00:12:05,070 --> 00:12:06,070 Oh, wait. 253 00:12:06,130 --> 00:12:12,490 You're young. Do you have any, um, any... any drugs that will keep me 254 00:12:12,890 --> 00:12:14,190 No. Great. 255 00:12:14,590 --> 00:12:16,070 because that would a manager tear. 256 00:12:16,410 --> 00:12:19,070 So well done you for not having any trouble. 257 00:12:19,330 --> 00:12:22,250 Right, I'm going to go and get a... I'm going to go get a coffee. 258 00:12:28,170 --> 00:12:29,170 OK, go. 259 00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:31,250 Oh, yeah. 260 00:12:32,590 --> 00:12:33,810 Oh, yes. 261 00:12:35,190 --> 00:12:36,550 Do you know what? This could be massive. 262 00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:39,230 Workouts that people can do at home with their own shopping. 263 00:12:39,670 --> 00:12:42,730 Genius. I am so pumped about this. 264 00:12:44,069 --> 00:12:45,650 There is one problem, though. 265 00:12:45,970 --> 00:12:49,030 If we want this to go on YouTube, you're not allowed any sponsorship. 266 00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:53,050 You're wearing a Velcro -branded top, so... You reckon I should take it off? 267 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:54,230 Probably, yeah. 268 00:13:00,370 --> 00:13:03,490 What's going on? Nothing! Do not stop this. This is work. 269 00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:08,390 Please, do not stop this. But you can't just... Katie, please come to this door 270 00:13:08,390 --> 00:13:09,990 entrance. Uh -oh. 271 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,500 In fact, there's a Balco logo on your trousers as well. 272 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:23,400 Now, let's see how the weather is where you are. There will be whiteouts in the 273 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:26,780 hilly north and very windy on the south coast. 274 00:13:27,380 --> 00:13:28,239 What do you reckon? 275 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:31,220 I feel like I'm in Curris. How did you manage and plug all this together? 276 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,160 Yeah, I just put them all on extensions. 277 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:34,860 I don't know what's wrong with that one. 278 00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:38,760 I tried this, but it didn't seem to do it. 279 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000 to fuse the power. 280 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,400 Oh, I see. 281 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,720 No, I don't. Katie, I don't understand what you're saying. You're not 282 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:57,020 communicating very well. You have short -circuited the power to the entire 283 00:13:57,020 --> 00:14:03,060 store, Lou. Okay, and is that good or bad? 284 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000 It is bad. 285 00:14:05,820 --> 00:14:08,500 It is very, very, very serious, Lou. 286 00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:10,180 Lou? 287 00:14:20,890 --> 00:14:24,610 Do you reckon this means the shift's over? It's just, normally, when they 288 00:14:24,610 --> 00:14:27,410 the lights out at the gym, it means they want me to go home. I think you'll find 289 00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:28,430 it's just a power cut. 290 00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:31,270 Yeah, it happens all the time with the meter at my flat. 291 00:14:31,510 --> 00:14:34,630 Especially since that burger van's started stealing my electricity. 292 00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:36,930 Dead romantic, innit? 293 00:14:37,130 --> 00:14:39,390 Nah. It's just... dark. 294 00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:42,650 So, have you uploaded the workout videos? 295 00:14:43,030 --> 00:14:44,550 Yep. Awesome. Thanks. 296 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,060 You know what? You're actually pretty sound. 297 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:50,660 Aw, thanks, Craig. 298 00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:53,340 That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. 299 00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:58,380 For the record, I did once hire a skywriter to spell out, you are my 300 00:14:58,840 --> 00:14:59,840 Ow! 301 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,280 Thanks, Nev. 302 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:02,880 You like to spoil the moment, don't you? 303 00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:04,180 Sorry. 304 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:07,000 Ooh. The aunt has got a gun here. 305 00:15:10,580 --> 00:15:14,900 Just as the wolf can't stand its prey, so you must. 306 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,140 hunt down inefficiency. 307 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:19,920 Oh, no. 308 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,840 I think this might be bollocks. 309 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:24,100 I'm going to ring Gavin. He will know what to do. 310 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:25,720 Oh, no. No, not Gavin. 311 00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:27,120 He's going to just throw it down. 312 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,940 The last thing he wants is for my first day to be a disaster. 313 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,740 OK, so the power should be back on soon. 314 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:42,960 Oh, what did Gavin say? 315 00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:47,400 Gavin doesn't know and he doesn't need to know, OK? So we carry on until it's 316 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:48,980 sorted. Well, what about the tills? 317 00:15:49,260 --> 00:15:51,680 Can't take any money if they're not working. That's a good point. 318 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,040 We've got the next best thing. 319 00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:54,340 A human till. 320 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,560 OK, everybody back to work. Yeah. 321 00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:04,500 Electrician. Here to see Katie. 322 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:05,760 Oh, yes. 323 00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:07,340 Right. Follow me. 324 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:12,550 While you're here, You don't know how to stop someone stealing your electricity, 325 00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:13,349 do you? 326 00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:15,110 There's this burger van, you see. 327 00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:18,590 Hey there, welcome to Valco 24. Raise the torch to find your way around. 328 00:16:18,850 --> 00:16:19,850 Thanks. 329 00:16:20,790 --> 00:16:27,550 £1 .99, £4, 29p, and £4 .19 minus 39p because of multiply discount. 330 00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:28,909 And that is? 331 00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:30,010 £57 .32. 332 00:16:31,570 --> 00:16:32,570 That's right. 333 00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:35,130 Thank you for shopping at Valco, Warrington. 334 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:37,330 Oh, hey! 335 00:16:41,740 --> 00:16:43,100 So, are you seeing anyone at the minute? 336 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:47,440 Not really got time. You know, we work in the gym every day. 337 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:51,920 Cos, like, one day's leg day, Tuesday's backing up a body, Wednesday's cardio. 338 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,160 Yeah. 339 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,140 Is there other ways of keeping fit? 340 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,580 If you know what I mean. 341 00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,200 Yeah. 342 00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:03,440 Yeah. Interval training, running, cycling, triathlon. 343 00:17:10,670 --> 00:17:14,130 I don't think I can do three more months of this just to afford a holiday, even 344 00:17:14,130 --> 00:17:15,890 if it is going to be an absolute banter fest. 345 00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:16,769 I know. 346 00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:17,770 We'd be exhausted. 347 00:17:18,510 --> 00:17:21,270 Plus, when I'm not 100%, my chat really suffers. 348 00:17:22,030 --> 00:17:23,390 That wouldn't be fair on the girls. 349 00:17:23,630 --> 00:17:26,630 Yeah, we can't be expected to crack on if our chat's not right. 350 00:17:27,109 --> 00:17:29,970 Yeah. Do you know where I've heard it's just as good as Magaluf? 351 00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:31,170 Where? Whitby. 352 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:34,430 What? My housemates are going there next month in a caravan. 353 00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:44,180 So, uh, Linda certainly seems to hold a torch for you, Craig. 354 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,380 Yeah, most women do. 355 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,060 I think it's because I'm really fit. 356 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:50,920 It's probably that, yes. 357 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:56,560 So, do you have any feelings back for Linda? 358 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:58,640 She's all right. 359 00:17:59,420 --> 00:18:01,980 I don't think I can be arsed with a girlfriend or anything, though. 360 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:03,560 Craig, I... 361 00:18:07,050 --> 00:18:10,730 I probably shouldn't say this, as the thought of Linda being with another man 362 00:18:10,730 --> 00:18:15,730 does genuinely make me want to vomit, but you should give Linda a chance. 363 00:18:16,610 --> 00:18:21,990 You reckon? She's a very special woman. She's funny, pretty, she's brutally 364 00:18:21,990 --> 00:18:26,410 assertive. Yet you're a very lucky man to have a smasher like Linda into you. 365 00:18:26,470 --> 00:18:27,470 You know what? 366 00:18:28,270 --> 00:18:29,270 You're right. 367 00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:31,690 I think I might try and bang her. 368 00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:33,650 Cheers, Neville. 369 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:39,700 Oh, crap, where am I? 370 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,320 Oh, no. 371 00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:46,500 Power cut. Oh, God. 372 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:47,800 Oh, God! 373 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:55,700 I could barely sleep knowing that the door was open and I wasn't running it. I 374 00:18:55,700 --> 00:19:00,400 mean, there was a lot of tossing. I can tell you. So, um, how did the night go? 375 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:01,860 Yeah, it went great. 376 00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:03,180 Lou did great. 377 00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:04,580 Really? Lou? 378 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:07,330 Are you sure, Katie? 379 00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:11,070 Yeah, Lou was great. She did all the holiday forms and the rota too. 380 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:12,850 Well, great. Well, you did fantastic. 381 00:19:13,770 --> 00:19:17,230 Well, if anybody needs me, I shall be in my office. 382 00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:19,650 Your key. 383 00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:25,550 I owe you one key. 384 00:19:25,870 --> 00:19:26,870 Yep, lost a few. 385 00:19:27,370 --> 00:19:31,130 And I'm very sorry that they are so sticky. It's just honey. 386 00:19:31,350 --> 00:19:32,770 It washes off. 387 00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:34,550 Right. 388 00:19:36,989 --> 00:19:37,989 See you later. 389 00:19:42,990 --> 00:19:43,990 Katie! 390 00:19:46,070 --> 00:19:48,230 Yes, you owe me one, a big one. 391 00:19:48,570 --> 00:19:52,410 I just, I can't believe that you sorted everything out. Well, I thought you 392 00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:54,810 deserve a second chance. I mean, everybody cocks up on the first day. 393 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,810 Oh, don't be so hard on yourself. It wasn't your fault. 394 00:19:57,310 --> 00:19:58,910 I know it wasn't. I fixed everything. 395 00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:02,470 Did you, though? Did you, or did I motivate you to over -perform through 396 00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:03,630 management work in the jungle? 397 00:20:03,890 --> 00:20:05,950 You cut the power to the store and you drugged yourself. 398 00:20:06,430 --> 00:20:10,570 That was really shit, wasn't I? Thank you for not telling Gavin. I owe you 399 00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:11,790 Yeah. 400 00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:24,570 When did that come out for a coffee? Thanks again, mate. Oh, not at all. 401 00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:25,910 reckon coffee means banging still. 402 00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:34,680 Do you want to talk about it? 403 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:35,880 Yes, please do. 404 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,880 Come on then, I'll get you a cuppa. 405 00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:41,660 Things to do in Whitby. The Museum of Victorian Science. 406 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:45,340 Oh, wicked, there's bound to be girls there. Yeah, Victorian girls. 407 00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:49,360 I am exhausted. 408 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,820 You've been asleep for seven hours. 409 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,160 Yeah, I don't need any time. Well, I'm here. 410 00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:56,180 What?